Check it out, mama got me these things...

Yeah right, you want me to do what with them???

I would rather wave them like flags...

or scruch them up like a pillow
or maybe they could be some bracelet bling, bling...

Oh yes, I got it. Perfect. This is the only way I am wearing these things.

Oh, Joe. You are a stinker. You were so funny tonight. Thanks for making memories for us. And Sam? He loved his new book, no clue what else was going on in the van...