Sam: Mama, will u hoopaloop with me?
Mama: In a minute Sam.
Sam: Mama, will u hoopaloop. It is really easy, see you just take this hoop and twirl it.
Mama: Joining in. How do we keep it up?
Sam: Well, you have to swish with your bu**.
Mama: Giggle
Sam: Am I a hoopalooper?
Mama: {Can u guess how I answered?}